The other day I came home from work to find that Mrs. Flametoad had beat me home and just finished mowing the back yard. Later, she made a healthy and delicious dinner of chicken breast, green beans, and baked tomatoes. She’s smart, sexy, hard-working, funny, talented, and a wonderful mother. I don’t know how the heck I bamboozled her into marrying me, but 8 years later she still hasn’t wised up.
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