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We Taste Like Bacon

10.02.06 | 8 Comments

So apparently those crafty Japanese (NEC) scientists have been at it again. Their fascination with robots has led them to create a robot with the ability to taste food. Sure, they say it was designed to authenticate rare wines, but why should it stop at there? In fact, it hasn’t. It already says people taste like bacon. If I next read about a new project called Skynet, I’m heading for the hills!

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Comment by Cray
2006-10-02 12:37:53

Yes, and that combined with the AI that they built into the Mars rovers creates evil, thinking, TASTING machines…it’s not the illegal immigrants we need to worry about, it’s the man eating, intellibots!!!

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Comment by Prest0
2006-10-02 14:04:35

Or worse yet, the lethal South Korean robot. We’re one step closer to Skynet, I tell you.

 
 
Comment by Kyle
2006-10-02 12:49:29

Or maybe turn the man eating intellibots loose on the illegal aliens??

They might like Mexican food….

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Comment by Jerry
2006-10-02 18:22:10

Kyle, I like that idea. Forget building a wall.

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Comment by Cray
2006-10-02 19:43:08

then, if “they” could figure out a way to make the robots run on farts, then they would have an inexhaustible power supply, and after eating the mexicans, they could move on down through south america, and then, also using the fart fuel as propellant, fly over to india and the middle east. Then they would be propelling, and farting, and eating their way to world dominance…ohhh, woe is me…woe is us…

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Comment by Kyle
2006-10-03 01:24:07

NEC Scientist:

“I have become Death. The Shatterer of Worlds.”

I’m safe. I probably taste like Spam.

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Comment by Dirty Unicorn
2006-10-03 16:11:39

Everyone I ever ate tasted like chicken.

Wait did I just say that out loud or was I only thinking it…

Oh do the robots think we taste like American bacon or Canadian Bacon, cause Canadian Bacon is really ham (like football is soccer… no wait soccer is football… ummm never mind)

 
 
2007-10-22 14:16:39

[...] already know that machines think we taste like bacon. Now things are getting even scarier. Skynet is striking back with a robot cannon that killed and [...]

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